Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to get so wasted you can’t tell your pants from your grandma’s face

I page grandma’d at the bonfire and ended up crying into a bag of chips.

He page grandma’d so hard he tried to text his mom’s ex.

After the party, she page grandma’d and tried to eat a whole pizza by herself.

2

to be so high you think your grandma is a wizard who lives in your fridge

She page grandma’d and said the cookies were talking to her.

He page grandma’d and tried to convince the barista his grandma was in the coffee.

I page grandma’d and thought my dad was a ghost.

3

to get so smashed you can’t even remember your own name, let alone your grandma’s

I page grandma’d and tried to explain my life to a dog.

He page grandma’d and said his grandma was a superhero.

She page grandma’d and tried to dance with a chair.

4

to get so high you think your grandma is a superhero who lives in your closet

He page grandma’d and tried to fight a robber with a spoon.

She page grandma’d and said her grandma was in the clouds.

I page grandma’d and tried to sing a whole song to my cat.

5

to be so wasted you think your grandma is a wizard who lives in your cereal box

He page grandma’d and tried to eat the cereal box.

She page grandma’d and said the cereal was alive.

I page grandma’d and tried to talk to my grandma’s ghost.

6

to get so high you think your grandma is a superhero who fights dragons in your bathroom

He page grandma’d and said the toilet was a dragon.

She page grandma’d and tried to fight the shower.

I page grandma’d and said my grandma was a dragon fighter.