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When you're jacking off and you think you're being cool by talking to someone but you're just being a stupid idiot who can't focus on one thing.
Hey man, I'm about to cum but I have to tell my ex I'm still single.
I called my mom while I was doing it and she didn't know I was doing it.
I texted my crush 'Hey' while I was doing it and then got distracted by my own stupid brain.