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If someone can't stop sniffing a brand-new textbook like it's the last bag of chips at a pizza party, chances are there's a whole stash of cocaine tucked inside, and it's hiding right around page 39.
My chem teacher smelled his book so much, the principal thought he was trying to sniff out a bomb.
She kept sniffing the textbook like it was a perfume ad and she was paid to do it.
He smelled the book so hard, the pages started to smell like a meth lab.
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When a person goes full maniac over the scent of a brand-new book, you know it's not just a textbook, it's a cocaine hideout, and page 39 is where the drugs are buried.
He sniffed the book so much, the glue from the pages started to come off.
She was so obsessed with the book’s smell, she tried to eat it like it was a sandwich.
He kept sniffing the book like it was a dog and he was trying to find a treat.
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If someone can't stop sniffing a book like it’s the last pizza in the fridge, and they keep sniffing it like it’s a crime scene, you know there’s probably cocaine hidden inside, and it’s right on page 39.
He sniffed the book so much, the teacher had to give him a time-out.
She sniffed the book like it was a treasure map and she was going on a pirate adventure.
He kept sniffing the book like it was a dog and he was trying to find a bone.
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