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A fancy picture of a half-naked woman on page 3 of a British tabloid. It’s like the newspaper’s way of saying, ‘Look at this hot mess.’
'This woman’s got more curves than my math teacher.'
'I skipped my history exam to look at this.'
'This is why I hate Mondays.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A tiny paragraph on top of page 3 that claims to be what the model thinks about everything. It’s mostly nonsense, but people still argue about it like it’s the meaning of life.
'She says the answer to the Israel/Palestine problem is more pizza.'
'She thinks the economy will fix itself if she gets more attention.'
'She says she’s going to solve climate change by wearing less clothes.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When a thread about something important gets ruined by people arguing over page 3. It’s like a bunch of kids fighting over who gets to be the cool kid.
'We were talking about politics, and now it’s about which model is hotter.'
'This thread was about the best memes, and now it’s about which model has bigger tits.'
'We were discussing the economy, and now it’s about who’s going to win the next page 3 contest.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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If you ever talk to another bro’s girl, you’ll be dead meat. She’s not going to let you live it down.
'He talked to my ex, and now he’s got a black eye.'
'He tried to hit on my sister, and now he’s in the hospital.'
'He said my girlfriend was ugly, and now he’s got a face full of fists.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A 3-page message that’s basically a war between two people. It’s like a text fight that turns into a full-blown brawl.
'He sent a 3-page message and then bit my ear off.'
'She texted me 3 pages and then gave me a black eye.'
'He sent me a 3-page message, and I headlocked him until he passed out.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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