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Your mom just told you to shut up and let her slap you.

Your brother says he’s going to slap you until you cry.

Your teacher grabs you by the collar and says, ‘I’m gonna slap you so hard you’ll remember this tomorrow.’

Your cousin pulls you into the hallway and says, ‘I’m gonna slap you till you’re sore.’

Your friend says, ‘I’m gonna slap you so hard you’ll be dizzy.’

Your dad says, ‘You’re gonna get it, kid.’

Your friend says, ‘I’m gonna slap you so hard you’ll be out for a few minutes.’

Your sister grabs you and says, ‘I’m going to slap you until you’re red.’

Your teacher says, ‘I’ll slap you so hard you’ll be the talk of the school.’