page 206

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this page is like a cursed horoscope for your love life, it’s probably full of lies and insults
your ex just texted you: 'i saw this page and it said you're a disaster', thanks, page 206
your mom called you and said your love life is 'a mess', page 206 agreed
your crush asked you out, but page 206 said you'd end up with a greasy burger and a broken heart
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page 206 is like a love teacher who failed all your relationships and still gets a paycheck
your first date went bad, page 206 said you’d end up with a guy who smells like old pizza
you broke up with your boyfriend, page 206 said you'd get a new one who’s even worse
you’re single, page 206 said you're just waiting for someone who doesn’t know how to shower
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page 206 is the reason your love life is like a bad movie, no plot, just screaming and bad decisions
you went on a date, page 206 said you’d end up with someone who only knows three words: 'pizza', 'beer', and 'why?'
you're dating someone, page 206 said you're just waiting for the breakup
you're in a relationship, page 206 said you're both just pretending to like each other
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