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Getting thrown back in jail because you’re too stupid to stay out of trouble even when you’re already in a cell.
"I got rebooked because I tried to rob a vending machine."
"He was rebooked for fighting with the jailer over a bad donut."
"She got rebooked because she tried to call her mom from the cell phone."
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Add this string to the end of a URL to see page 2. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you're a lost soul who probably still uses Windows 95.
"I tried to find page 2 and just got lost in the internet."
"He added the string but still didn’t know what page 2 was."
"She asked me what page 2 was, and I just stared at her."
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The worst part of the internet. It’s like the trash can of the web. If you go there, you might never come back.
"I searched for homework help and landed on page 2."
"He clicked on page 2 and now he’s a ghost."
"She went to page 2 and now she just stares at the ceiling."
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Stem majors are the kings of the world. They make the rules. Everyone else just follows them like a bunch of brain-dead peasants.
"Bio majors are just there to clean up the mess."
"He tried to argue with a stem major and got called a peasant."
"She got kicked out of the STEM club for saying math was hard."
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