Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the page that hates you and will never let you leave, no matter how much you beg or scream

I’ve been stuck on Page 119 for three days. I even cried. It didn’t work.

My teacher said I’d never graduate if I didn’t finish Page 119.

I tried to burn Page 119. It just laughed at me.

2

the worst part of your book that feels like it was made by a sad ghost who hates your brain

Page 119 is so bad, my dog ran away from it.

I skipped lunch just to avoid Page 119.

My brain is now a fried egg because of Page 119.

3

the page that gives you the worst headaches and makes you question why you ever started this book

After Page 119, I asked my mom if I could change my life.

I got a headache so bad from Page 119, my brother started crying.

Page 119 is the reason I hate reading.

4

the page that makes you feel like your brain is being microwaved by a grumpy chef

Page 119 is like a grumpy chef who microwaves your brain for 10 minutes.

I told my friend I’d rather eat a whole pizza than read Page 119.

I tried to skip Page 119, but it followed me home.

5

the page that will never let you go and will haunt you for the rest of your life

Page 119 haunts me in my sleep. I dream about it.

I tried to forget Page 119, but it came back and bit me.

My friend says Page 119 will follow us into the afterlife.

6

the one page that makes your whole book feel like a punishment from the devil

Page 119 is the devil’s favorite page.

I think the devil wrote Page 119 just to make me cry.

My teacher said Page 119 is a punishment from the devil himself.