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Someone who sucks your dick for cash, like a prostitute but with better breath and worse life choices.
He paid her $20 to blow him, and she still called him a f***ing idiot.
She asked for double the price because she had a hangover and a broken heart.
He got a blowjob and a free pizza. That’s a win-win.
2
A person who takes your cock in their mouth like it’s the last meal on Earth and you’re dying of starvation.
He paid her to blow him, and she made him cry with how bad she sucked.
She took one look at him and said, 'I’ll do it, but you’re paying for my next drink.'
He got a blowjob and a lecture about his bad life choices.
3
A guy who gives you a blow job for money, like a f***ing beggar but with a tongue.
He paid her $10 for a blow job and got a free punch in the gut for being cheap.
She took the money but said she’d rather be f***ed by a donkey.
He got a blow job and a promise that she’d remember him next time.
4
Someone who licks your cock for cash, like a dog who got a treat but also got yelled at.
He paid her $5, and she gave him a blow job that felt like she was trying to kill him.
She took the money and said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t charge you for my bad mood.'
He got a blow job and a reminder that he was broke.
5
A person who takes your cock in their mouth for money, like a f***ing superhero who also smells like onions.
He paid her $20 and got a blow job that left him speechless and f***ed up.
She gave him a blow job and said, 'You’re the worst customer I’ve ever had.'
He got a blow job and a free cup of coffee. That’s a real deal.
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