pagant

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A crazy contest in the woods where people show off their looks, but they have to be completely naked, and it happens when the clock changes and everyone is confused.
I showed up in a swimsuit and got yelled at for being 'too civilized.'
My dog won the pagant and now he thinks he's a king.
I tried to wear socks and got called a 'coward.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A stupid beauty contest in the forest where people have to be naked, and it’s usually when the time changes and everyone is grumpy.
I wore a hat and got called a 'cheater.'
My grandma came and got kicked out for being 'too old and too loud.'
The winner got a crown and a lifetime supply of embarrassment.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A dumb show in the woods where people compete in the buff, and it’s usually around the time when the clocks are confused and people are tired.
I tried to hide behind a tree and got called a 'poser.'
The judge wore a towel and called me a 'failure.'
I got a trophy and it was covered in mud.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A wild contest in the forest where people are naked and try to look good, and it happens when the time changes and people are confused and mad.
I wore a shirt and got laughed at for being 'too modest.'
My brother won and now he thinks he’s a god.
The judges were drunk and gave me a 'meh' score.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A ridiculous beauty competition in the woods, where everyone is required to be naked, and it happens when the clocks go crazy and people are all over the place.
I tried to wear shoes and got called a 'phoney.'
My cat showed up and got a standing ovation.
The winner got a crown and a lifetime of shame.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A messed-up contest in the forest where people are all naked and trying to be pretty, and it’s usually when the clocks are flipped and people are annoyed.
I wore a towel and got called a 'wimp.'
My dog barked at the judges and got a 'best in show' award.
The winner got a crown and a lifetime of awkwardness.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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