Pagan's Lent

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The cruddy time between Mardi Gras and St. Patrick’s Day when nonreligious people quit something stupid, like beer, weed, or their self-respect. It’s like a spiritual detox for people who think they’re holy but still eat nachos.

I’m giving up whiskey for Lent. I’ll be the only one who still drinks rum.

My friend quit smoking. Now he’s just chewing on a stick and cussing.

I gave up pizza. Now I eat cereal for dinner and it’s the worst.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A holy mess between Mardi Gras and St. Patrick’s Day when people swear they’re giving up something, but it’s just a cover for them not wanting to admit they’re still drunk.

I gave up alcohol. I still drank beer. I’m just not telling my mom.

I gave up swearing. Now I’m just cussing in a different language.

I gave up my job. Now I just sleep all day and eat donuts.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

That weird time between Mardi Gras and St. Patrick’s Day when people pretend they’re holy by giving up something. It’s mostly just an excuse to talk about it at work and feel superior.

I gave up coffee. Now I just drink tea and brag about it.

I gave up my phone. Now I just cuss at people in real life.

I gave up my dignity. Now I eat cake for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 7d ago