paganini

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A fancy Italian violin wizard who plays so good it makes your brain hurt and your mom cry.
My cousin said he’s a paganini, but he can’t even tune his own guitar.
She asked me to play like paganini, so I threw my phone at her.
He said he’s a paganini, but he dropped his fiddle in a puddle.
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A person with a wallet full of cash and a brain full of holes who buys stupid stuff just because it’s expensive.
My brother bought a $2000 pizza because he’s a paganini.
She bought a golden toilet because she’s a paganini.
He spent his whole paycheck on a giant chocolate bar because he’s a paganini.
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A guy who smiles all day but is actually a hollow shell of a human being with no friends and zero life.
He’s the class clown, but he’s actually a paganini inside.
She thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a paganini.
He laughs at our jokes, but he’s a paganini.
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A person so dumb they think they’re smart and think they’re cool because they said it.
He called me paganini and I threw a sandwich at him.
She said I was paganini and I called her a donkey.
He used paganini in a sentence and I laughed so hard I cried.
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A legendary Italian violin god who wrote 24 songs so complicated they make your brain explode and your eyes cry.
He’s the real paganini, not that guy on YouTube.
She plays like paganini and my dog fell asleep.
He wrote 24 songs so hard they should be in a museum.
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