paganelli

He hit on my little sister at the mall and asked her to go to the movies. She said no. He said, 'We'll see about that.'

My cousin got caught sneaking into the girl's dorm. The principal said, 'You're a paganelli.'

He texted me, 'Your niece is hot. Let's meet at the park.' I replied, 'You're a paganelli.'

He asked my neighbor's daughter out. She said no. He said, 'I'll be back.'

My brother got suspended for making out with a 15-year-old in the hallway. The teacher said, 'You're a paganelli.'

He sent me a DM: 'Your niece is cute. Let's hang out.' I said, 'You're a paganelli.'

He asked my cousin's friend to go to the movies. She said no. He said, 'I'll make you.'

My friend got caught with a 16-year-old in the library. The librarian said, 'You're a paganelli.'

He texted me, 'Your niece is hot. Let's go to the mall.' I said, 'You're a paganelli.'