Pagan youte

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a brainless meat sack who thinks they’re the center of the universe
Why did you wear a hat shaped like a taco to school? That’s not cool. That’s pagan youte.
He tried to start a fire with a pencil. That’s pagan youte.
She texted me a cat meme at 2 a. m. That’s pagan youte.
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a human who acts like they’re famous and everyone should know it
He took a selfie in the middle of the grocery store. That’s pagan youte.
She claimed she invented pizza. That’s pagan youte.
He yelled at the clouds for making it rain. That’s pagan youte.
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someone who’s too dumb to know they’re dumb
He asked if the moon was made of cheese. That’s pagan youte.
She tried to fight a vending machine. That’s pagan youte.
He believed the internet was a real place. That’s pagan youte.
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a person who thinks their opinions are facts and everyone else is wrong
He said the sky is green. That’s pagan youte.
She told her teacher she was the best. That’s pagan youte.
He screamed at the TV for showing a commercial. That’s pagan youte.
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a human who thinks they’re special and everyone else is just background noise
He walked into class and said, ‘You’re all beneath me.’ That’s pagan youte.
She texted me ‘I’m the best’ 20 times. That’s pagan youte.
He tried to talk to the principal about getting a gold star. That’s pagan youte.
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