pagan yap

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A pagan yap is someone who turns into a loud, stinky mess after one hit of fosters.

I took one hit of fosters and turned into a screaming, farting monster in the middle of the mall.

He took one hit of fosters and started dancing like a chicken in a garbage can.

She took one hit of fosters and yelled at the coffee machine for being too quiet.

A pagan yap is someone who gets skinny from one shot of otto and acts like it's a miracle.

He drank one shot of otto and looked like he just escaped from a fat prison.

She downed one shot of otto and started doing yoga on the ceiling.

He took one shot of otto and started crying because he was so thin.

A pagan yap is someone who accuses you of rape and then runs around like a chicken with its head cut off.

He said I raped his cousin and then ran around the block screaming like a mad man.

She accused me of rape and then started doing the worm in the middle of the street.

He blamed me for rape and then ran into a wall like it was a personal enemy.

A pagan yap is someone who gets kicked out of south central UK because they're too much for the dons.

The dons threw him out of south central UK because he was too loud and too ugly.

She was kicked out of south central UK for talking to the dons like they were her friends.

He was exiled from south central UK for stealing the dons' snacks.