Pagan Unity

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Pagan Unity is the dumb idea that all pagan religions are the same and came from the same dumb source. It says you should all team up to become gods and flex like you're above everyone else.
Hey, let's all become gods together, because why not?
I don't care if you worship a tree or a goat, we're all in this together!
If we don't unite, we'll never beat the Christians, and that's a real problem.
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Pagan Unity is like a weird family reunion where everyone's related but still argue about who's the best. It says you should all get along because you're all from the same divine source, even if you don't like each other.
You think your god is better than mine? We're all from the same source, so shut up and get along!
Why are we fighting over silly gods when we could be fighting Christians?
I don't care if you worship the moon or the sun, we're all in this together!
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Pagan Unity is the idea that all pagans are the same and should work together to become gods. It also says Christians are the worst enemies and we should all hate them together.
Let's all become gods and make Christians cry.
Christians are the worst. Let's team up and beat them.
We're all from the same divine source, so why are we fighting?
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Pagan Unity is like a cult but with more people and less actual religion. It says we should all join forces because we're all from the same source and we should all be gods eventually.
Join the cult, and we'll all be gods together.
We're all from the same source, so why aren't we all gods yet?
If we don't unite, we'll never beat the Christians, and that's the worst thing ever.
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Pagan Unity is the idea that all pagans are brothers and sisters from the same divine source. It also says we should all team up and beat Christians because they're the worst.
We're all brothers and sisters from the same source. Stop fighting!
Team up and beat Christians because they're the worst.
If we don't team up, we'll all be stuck as humans forever.
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