Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant glowing turd that people worship like it’s the god of bad decisions.

My cousin tried to light it on fire and it just laughed at him.

The priest said it’s the reason the sun doesn’t shine on weekends.

I brought a sandwich and it judged me.

2

A cursed pumpkin that screams your deepest fears at you during the night.

I heard it scream my mom’s voice and I ran out of the house.

My brother said it told him he’d never get a girlfriend.

It yelled ‘you’re gonna fail math’ and I cried.

3

A rotting pumpkin that’s been dipped in glitter and holy water.

It looked cool until it started smelling like my uncle’s sock drawer.

The glitter fell off and it cried glitter tears.

My dog ran away when it saw it.

4

A pumpkin that’s been turned into a god by people who hate Mondays.

They offered it candy and it started to believe it was a king.

It told me my math teacher was a demon in disguise.

I asked it for a wish and it said ‘you’re gonna get a B’.

5

A pumpkin that’s been beaten up and left in the woods by a group of angry kids.

It looked like it had been hit by a soccer ball and a chicken.

It whispered ‘you’re gonna get grounded’ to me.

It tried to run away but it tripped on a root.

6

A magical pumpkin that turns your math homework into a screaming monster.

My math homework turned into a monster and ate my pencil.

It screamed so loud my dog ran into the street.

It said ‘you’re gonna get a D’ and I cried.