Pagan Badwill

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When you're so mean you make the devil blush.
My mom said I had Pagan Badwill when I cursed her cat for eating my homework.
He called me a backstabbing witch for stealing his pizza.
My teacher said I had Pagan Badwill after I drew a goat on the blackboard during math.
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The art of being a total nightmare without trying.
She said I had Pagan Badwill because I snored through her entire movie night.
My brother had Pagan Badwill when he threw his cereal at me for no reason.
My dog had Pagan Badwill when he peed on my brand new shoes.
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When you’re so evil, even your shadow side-eyes you.
My dad said I had Pagan Badwill after I lied about my report card.
My friend had Pagan Badwill when she ate the last slice of pizza.
My little sister had Pagan Badwill because she drew on my wall with permanent marker.
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The meanest kind of mean, like you're cursed by a goat.
My teacher said I had Pagan Badwill because I talked during the test.
My cousin had Pagan Badwill when he took my video game without asking.
My dog had Pagan Badwill when he barked at my neighbor’s cat all night.
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When you’re so bad, even the devil says 'why?'
My mom said I had Pagan Badwill after I yelled at her for no reason.
My friend had Pagan Badwill when he spilled my soda on my shirt.
My brother had Pagan Badwill because he kicked my door shut during breakfast.
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The meanest kind of mean, like you were born to be a nightmare.
My dog had Pagan Badwill when he peed on my mom’s new rug.
My brother had Pagan Badwill when he took my lunch money.
My little sister had Pagan Badwill because she drew on my face with marker.
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