Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you're being a total idiot in a situation like you just woke up from a nap and forgot your name

Bro, you're pagaly, I asked you twice if you want fries with that burger.

She said the password was 1234 and you still typed in 'password', you're pagaly.

He missed the entire game and still said he knew what happened, pagaly.

2

you're so clueless it's like you were born in a library and never saw a door

You said the movie was on Netflix and you still went to the theater, pagaly.

He didn't know what a phone was until I showed him, pagaly.

She still uses a paper map and calls it ‘cool’, pagaly.

3

you're acting like you're in a different universe and the people around you are ghosts

He didn’t hear me call his name three times, pagaly.

She kept talking about her dog like it was in the room, pagaly.

He still said the president was from France, pagaly.

4

you're so lost you think the moon is a snack and the sun is just a bright light bulb

He thought the moon was a snack and tried to eat it, pagaly.

She still says the sun is a light bulb, pagaly.

He got lost on a 10-step staircase, pagaly.

5

you're so dumb it's like you were hit by a truck and forgot how to think

He thought the exit was a entrance, pagaly.

She still says the sky is green, pagaly.

He tried to fight a vending machine, pagaly.