Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total lunatic who thinks they're the king of the world and everyone else is just a background actor.

My uncle is pagalness. He told the pizza man he was the god of cheese.

My friend's dog is pagalness. It barked at a cloud.

I'm pagalness. I think my sock is trying to take over my life.

2

A person who acts like they're from another planet and thinks everyone else is just a weird side character.

My neighbor is pagalness. He talks to the mailman like he's a royal advisor.

My mom is pagalness. She thinks her plants are plotting against her.

My brother is pagalness. He thinks his phone is alive.

3

The Indian way of saying you're so in love you might lose your mind and start talking to the moon.

I'm pagalness for my crush. I texted her a poem about the sandwich she ate.

My cousin is pagalness for her boyfriend. She followed him to work.

My friend is pagalness for his girlfriend. He gave her a flower and a business card.

4

An Indian way of calling someone a brain-dead, donkey-brained, dumbass who can't tell the difference between a joke and a funeral.

My teacher called me pagalness because I wore socks with sandals.

My brother called my dog pagalness because it ran in circles for three hours.

My friend called my mom pagalness because she thinks the TV is her best friend.

5

A person who is so brain-dead they think their thoughts are actual conversations.

My dad is pagalness. He talks to his shoes like they're his best friend.

My sister is pagalness. She told her cat she was going on a vacation.

My friend is pagalness. He thinks his coffee is trying to flirt with him.

6

A person who is so crazy they might start a riot just to prove they're the most interesting person in the room.

My uncle is pagalness. He robbed a vending machine and then yelled at the coins.

My cousin is pagalness. She told the police she was a superhero.

My friend is pagalness. He tried to break up a fight between two chairs.

7

A person who thinks they're a hotshot and everyone else is just a background actor in their life story.

My neighbor is pagalness. He told the neighbor lady he was the love of her life.

My brother is pagalness. He sent his crush a 10-page letter about his sock collection.

My friend is pagalness. He thinks he's a rockstar and everyone else is just a fan.