Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total brain-dead waste of human flesh who spends their whole life online chatting to babies.

I asked him how old he was and he said he's been online since the 90s. He's 12.

He tried to explain fortnite to me and I cried.

He's got 10,000 followers and still can't spell 'fortnite' right.

2

A human trash can who lives in their mom's basement and talks to kids like they're their friends.

He messaged me at 3 a. m. to ask if I wanted to play Minecraft.

He cried when I said I didn't know what Minecraft was.

He tried to make me his 'girlfriend' and I blocked him.

3

A meat sack who thinks they're cool because they talk to kids on the internet.

He told me he's got a 'whole life' online and I laughed until I cried.

He sent me a DM saying 'u r the best' and I got a headache.

He tried to explain TikTok and I got a migraine.

4

A useless human who has no skills and just talks to kids all day like they're their best friends.

He asked me if I wanted to play 'Roblox' and I said no, so he cried.

He sent me a video of him playing 'Animal Crossing' and I got a stomach ache.

He said he's got 500 friends and I called his mom.

5

A brain-dead loser who lives in their mom's house and just talks to kids online all day.

He told me he's got 'a million followers' and I laughed in his face.

He sent me a message at 2 a. m. to ask what 'Zoom' was.

He cried when I said I didn't know what 'Zoom' was.

6

A human waste who thinks they're the best because they talk to kids online.

He said he's got 10,000 friends and I told him he's lying.

He sent me a message saying 'u r the best' and I said no.

He cried when I said I didn't care.