Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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PAGA is the dirtiest word you can say when you're telling someone you love them like a fat kid loves cake.

My mom said, 'I PAGA you more than that pizza delivery guy!'

He texted, 'I PAGA you like my ex's hair.'

She DM'd, 'I PAGA you so hard, it's like a middle school dance.'

2

It's the fanciest way to call someone your boss, like they're royalty and you're the servant who still can't do laundry.

He said, 'I'm not your servant, I'm your PAGA.'

She posted, 'My boss is my PAGA and I hate him.'

He replied, 'You're my PAGA and I'll take your lunch money.'

3

PAGA is when you give someone cash like it's a secret handshake and they let you skip the line for a reason you'll never understand.

He said, 'I PAGA'd the clerk, and I got my coffee faster.'

She texted, 'I PAGA'd the cop and my ticket went away.'

He DM'd, 'I PAGA'd the guy and I got my parking spot back.'

4

PAGA is when you pray so hard you're probably going to get answers, or just a headache and a sandwich.

She said, 'I PAGA'd for my dog and he got better.'

He posted, 'I PAGA'd for my grades and failed.'

He texted, 'I PAGA'd for my sandwich and it came.'

5

PAGA is when you fight like a group of kids who have no idea what a fight even is.

He said, 'We had a PAGA in the hallway and it was embarrassing.'

She posted, 'My friend and I had a PAGA and it was just screaming.'

He texted, 'I had a PAGA with my brother and it was just yelling.'

6

PAGA is a stupid acronym for two states that decided they would win an election and then laughed at the rest of the country.

He said, 'PA and GA made PAGA and it was glorious.'

She posted, 'PAGA is my favorite acronym because it beat MAGA.'

He texted, 'PAGA is the best because it made Trump sad.'