Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so bad at life that even the universe sides against you.

I got the last piece of pizza and it was burnt.

My dog ate my homework and my teacher gave me detention.

I tried to text my crush and sent it to my mom.

2

When you’re the reason why the word ‘disaster’ was invented.

I dropped my phone in the toilet and now it’s crying.

I missed my bus and then my dog ran away.

I tried to cook and set my kitchen on fire.

3

When the universe is trying to tell you to give up.

I got stuck in traffic and my phone died.

I wore my favorite shirt and it came out of the laundry stained.

I tried to impress my crush and I tripped in front of them.

4

When you’re so unlucky that even the devil gives you the worst shifts.

I got the worst seat in the class and my crush sat right next to me.

I chose the last candy and it was the sour one.

I tried to flirt and my dog barked at them.

5

When you’re the human version of a broken vending machine.

I dropped my coins in the machine and it gave me a bag of rocks.

I opened my lunch and it was just bread and sadness.

I tried to play the guitar and it sounded like a cat was screaming.

6

When you’re so unlucky that your socks always fight each other.

I put on my socks and they were both inside out.

I wore my favorite shoes and one of them had a hole.

I tried to tie my shoelaces and they came untied again.