Pafugly

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1
A person so ugly they make your face hurt. Like a broken nose and a bad haircut had a baby.
My cousin is a pafugly. She looks like she walked out of a trash can.
That guy at the bar is a pafugly. He smells like old socks and regret.
My teacher said I was a pafugly. I think she’s just mad I passed her test.
2
The kind of ugly that makes you want to scream and hide under a couch.
My dog’s owner is a pafugly. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.
My mom called my brother a pafugly. He’s got a beard and a bad attitude.
That girl in class is a pafugly. She eats crayons for breakfast.
3
A person who is so ugly they make the whole room look bad.
My neighbor is a pafugly. He wears a hat inside and eats pizza for dinner.
My friend’s dog is a pafugly. It has a face like a melted candle.
My uncle is a pafugly. He wears pajamas to work and talks to the ceiling.
4
Someone so ugly they could scare a ghost and make it run away.
My brother’s friend is a pafugly. He has a face like a raccoon and a voice like a donkey.
My dad called my math teacher a pafugly. She wears glasses and talks fast.
That guy in the grocery store is a pafugly. He smells like old cheese and sadness.
5
A person so ugly they could make a rainbow sad.
My cousin’s friend is a pafugly. He wears a hat backward and eats cereal for lunch.
My teacher called my friend a pafugly. He has a face like a pizza and a voice like a frog.
That girl in the park is a pafugly. She wears socks with sandals and talks to her dog.
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