Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When something is so fluffball stupid, you can’t even talk about it without crying, so you scream the Japanese word for fluff, which is pafu, like a feral animal.

I saw a cat wearing a hat and it was pafu.

My niece got a pafu plushie and cried for 10 minutes.

That cereal commercial was so pafu I wanted to hug the TV.

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A Japanese word that means puff, like when you blow out your last breath before getting eaten by a bear.

He blew out a puff of smoke and said 'pafu.'

The dragon puffed out its chest and said pafu.

My dog puffed out his chest and did pafu.

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3

When a commercial is so annoying, you grab a gun and pretend to shoot the TV, like you’re in a stupid movie.

That ad for the worst phone ever made me yell pafu.

I shot the TV three times because of that ad.

I watched the ad 10 times and screamed pafu every time.

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4

When something is so lame, stupid, or weird, you want to punch it, and you say pafu like you’re a dumb kid.

That movie was so pafu, I threw my popcorn at the screen.

My cousin’s hair was pafu and I laughed for an hour.

That music was so pafu, I turned it off and cried.

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5

When you press your face into a woman’s chest while she squeezes her boobs and it feels like your head is getting massaged by a monster.

I did pafu at the mall and got kicked out.

My friend pafu’d a girl and got a free pizza.

I pafu’d my teacher and she gave me detention.

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