pafter

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A pafter is a guy you hate so much it feels like your soul is being pulled out through your nose.
My math teacher is a pafter. He gives me the worst grades just for breathing.
That kid in the lunch line is a pafter. He steals my chips every day.
My cousin's boyfriend is a pafter. He eats my pizza like it's his last meal.
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A pafter is someone so annoying you'd punch a wall just to make them stop talking.
My neighbor is a pafter. He yells at his dog at 3 a. m.
My friend's brother is a pafter. He won't stop talking about his cat.
My mom's new boyfriend is a pafter. He talks about his job like it's a religion.
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A pafter is the worst kind of person. Like a poof, but with more screaming and less glitter.
My gym teacher is a pafter. He screams at me for not doing push-ups.
My uncle is a pafter. He fights with my dad over the TV remote.
My brother is a pafter. He thinks he's the best at everything.
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A pafter is a guy who makes your life a living hell just for existing.
My science teacher is a pafter. He makes me do 100 problems for one mistake.
My friend's dad is a pafter. He won't stop telling me about his job.
My little sister's best friend is a pafter. She won't stop talking about her pet goldfish.
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A pafter is like a poof, but with more swear words and less glitter.
My music teacher is a pafter. He yells at me for singing off-key.
My dad's friend is a pafter. He won't stop telling me about his car.
My brother's friend is a pafter. He eats my snacks like they're going out of style.
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