Pafoom

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It’s the worst thing you can imagine coming out of someone’s armpit. Like a monster died in there and screamed.
My uncle’s pafoom hit me like a punch to the face.
She walked in and the pafoom was so strong, I considered running.
That guy’s pafoom smells like old socks and regret.
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Pafoom is the stink that makes you want to leave the planet. It’s like your nose is being tortured.
The pafoom from the bus was so bad, I had to hold my breath for 10 minutes.
He sat next to me and the pafoom was like a firework going off in my brain.
I could feel the pafoom coming before he even talked.
3
Pafoom is the smell that makes you wish you had a time machine to go back and avoid the person.
She had the pafoom of a thousand dead rats.
The pafoom hit me so hard, I started coughing.
That pafoom was so bad, my dog ran out of the room.
4
Pafoom is the stink you get when someone’s body gives up and decides to rot in public.
His pafoom was so strong, I could smell it from across the room.
She had the pafoom of someone who hadn’t showered since the dinosaurs.
That pafoom was like a wall of bad decisions.
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Pafoom is the worst kind of smell. It’s like your nose is getting married to the stink.
I got engaged to his pafoom and I regret it.
That pafoom was so bad, I had to take a shower just thinking about it.
The pafoom was like a love letter from the sewer.
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