Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A forum where moms fight like crazy and call everyone else names. If you’re different, you’re a target. If you speak up, you’re a witch. If you’re young, you’re a hussy. If you’re single, you’re a hussy. If you’re pretty, you’re a total hussy. If you’re bored, log on and get ready to be insulted.

Why are you even here? You’re not even a real mom!

You’re 22 and you’re still a virgin? What’s wrong with you?

I don’t know how to feed my kid. Can someone please tell me what to do? I’m 40 and I have no idea.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

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A place where people argue about stuff no one cares about. They talk about juice, spankings, and how the world is ending because of a tiny baby’s poopy diaper. It’s like everyone is a certified lunatic.

Breastfeeding is the only way to survive. You’re a monster if you don’t do it.

Why are you even here? You didn’t get pregnant yet!

I don’t care if you have a PhD, I still think you’re a hussy.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

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A forum where people talk about anything except parenting. It’s like everyone is a madman and they all hate each other. You can even find people arguing about the color of the sky.

You’re not even a parent and you’re here? What’s wrong with you?

Why are we even talking about the sky? What does that have to do with anything?

I think I’m a madman. I just got into a fight over the sky.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

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A term for drunk people who hurt themselves. They fall over like a sack of potatoes after drinking too much and tripping over their own foot.

He fell over after drinking six beers and trying to dance.

She drank so much she fell over and broke her ankle.

That guy drank so much he fell over and hit his head on the floor.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

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A man who yells about feminism on the internet, just so he can get laid. He probably likes young girls because they’re easier to control. He compares everything to Star Wars and thinks he’s a cool guy.

I’m a feminist, and I’m not afraid to say it. Also, I like Star Wars more than you do.

I’m a self-proclaimed feminist and I go to the Renaissance Faire every year.

I’m a feminist and I think capitalism is evil. Also, I still haven’t gotten laid yet.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

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A way of saying everyone is a total liar. It comes from a guy who made a shirt and said, ‘People are full of crap,’ and everyone believed him.

Everyone is full of crap. I know it for sure.

PAFO. That’s what I call it now. People are full of crap.

You’re full of crap, and I can prove it.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

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A man who yells about feminism on the internet, just so he can get laid. He probably likes young girls because they’re easier to control. He compares everything to Star Wars and thinks he’s a cool guy.

I’m a feminist, and I’m not afraid to say it. Also, I like Star Wars more than you do.

I’m a self-proclaimed feminist and I go to the Renaissance Faire every year.

I’m a feminist and I think capitalism is evil. Also, I still haven’t gotten laid yet.

by Slangipedia 5h ago