Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A creature or human who looks like a baby unicorn that got hit by a glitter bomb and then told it was ugly.

My dog is a pafloofy. He looks like a marshmallow that was yelled at.

That kid is so pafloofy, he made my ex jealous.

My uncle’s pafloofy hair is so bad, it’s a crime.

2

A person or animal who looks like a cartoon character that got dipped in cotton candy and then cried.

My cat is a pafloofy. It looks like it’s wearing a unicorn costume and hates life.

My niece is so pafloofy, she turned my mom into a fan.

That guy’s pafloofy hair is so bad, it’s a distraction.

3

A person or beast who is so fluffy, you want to eat them and then blame it on the internet.

My brother is a pafloofy. He looks like a pillow that got yelled at.

That pafloofy kid made me forget my coffee and my dignity.

My neighbor’s dog is a pafloofy. It’s so fluffy, it’s a crime.

4

A person or animal who looks like a cloud that got hit by a rainbow and then told it was ugly.

That pafloofy kid made me forget my name and my phone number.

My pafloofy cat looks like it’s wearing a costume and crying.

My friend’s pafloofy hair is so bad, it’s a distraction.

5

A being or creature who is so soft, you want to hug them and then yell at the world for being mean.

My pafloofy sister looks like a marshmallow that got yelled at.

That pafloofy guy is so fluffy, he’s a crime against humanity.

My dog is a pafloofy. He looks like he’s wearing a unicorn costume and crying.

6

A person or animal who looks like a baby cloud that got hit by a glitter bomb and then told it was ugly.

My pafloofy dog looks like it’s wearing a unicorn costume and hating life.

That pafloofy kid made me forget my coffee and my soul.

My uncle is so pafloofy, he looks like he’s been cursed by a unicorn.