paff

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The loud, messy sound when a bunch of stupid kids throw straws like they’re throwing a party and also throwing their lives away.

My cousin threw 20 straws in the air and said 'this is paff' and then passed out.

At the school dance, paff happened when the whole gym threw straws like it was a war.

I heard paff and knew it was my brother's group project failing again.

When a girl gets off by herself and it sounds like a cat being tickled with a feather but also like a battle cry.

My sister said 'paff' and then I knew she was doing her thing in the bathroom.

At the mall, I heard a girl say 'paff' and I knew she was going to beat me in the video game.

My friend’s dog started barking like a crazy person after he said 'paff'.

A lady’s version of fap, but with more sass and less shame.

My mom said 'paff' and then I got a snack.

At the grocery store, I saw a lady do paff and it was like a mini explosion.

My teacher said 'paff' during math class and I laughed so hard I got a detention.

When you get all excited, jump around like a maniac, and then suddenly start flying like you’re a superhero with no pants on.

I did paff in the hallway and flew into my friend’s face.

My brother did paff and flew out the window like a lunatic.

At the park, I did paff and flew over the slide like I was a superhero.

A silly word that people use to cover up swearing, but it also sounds like a cartoon explosion.

My friend said 'paff' instead of 'darn' and got in trouble.

I used paff in my essay and the teacher said it was the worst thing ever.

At the movie, I said paff and the kid next to me started crying.

A cigarette in Baltimore, but it’s like a cigarette with extra drama and less smoke.

My uncle lit a paff and it smelled like burnt chicken.

At the bar, the guy next to me said 'paff' and it was like a mini fire.

My cousin’s paff made the whole house smell like a burnt pizza.

The toughest guy in America, he fights terrorists, ninjas, and also the guy who stole his lunch.

The Real American Patriot fought a terrorist with a sandwich.

He beat Mike Tyson with a mop and called him a loser.

He fought the King and Queen and won with a single punch.