Paetus

My cousin is a Paetus. He talks about his dog 24/7. Even in the middle of a fight.

She's a Paetus. She brought her parrot to the grocery store. It screamed at the checkout line.

He's a Paetus. His goldfish has a TikTok. It has 10,000 followers.

My neighbor is a Paetus. His turtle won a race. He told everyone for a week.

She's a Paetus. Her cat eats her hair. She calls it a 'hair feast.'

He's a Paetus. His fish is on a diet. He counts its food like it's a job interview.

My brother is a Paetus. His dog bit a mailman. He still sends thank-you letters to the mailman.

She's a Paetus. Her bird sings every morning. She has a calendar of songs.

He's a Paetus. His fish is dead. He won't admit it. He just keeps feeding it.

My friend is a Paetus. His hamster runs on a wheel. He yells at it during the night.

She's a Paetus. Her dog does tricks. She posts them on Facebook every day.

He's a Paetus. His fish is in a tank. He talks to it like it's a friend.

My mom is a Paetus. Her cat wears a hat. She takes pictures of it and sends them to her friends.

She's a Paetus. Her parrot can talk. She calls it her 'parrot partner.'

He's a Paetus. His goldfish swims in a circle. He thinks it's a dance.