paetau

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The ultimate looker, brainiac, gym rat, and the only guy who can make a girl swoon and swear at the same time.

My paetau can solve calculus and make my ex cry at the same time.

He’s so hot he could melt the ice in my soda and my heart.

He’s the only guy who can beat me at Mario Kart and still make me blush.

The guy who’s got it all and doesn’t even care you’re jealous.

He’s got the body of a model, the brain of a genius, and the attitude of a jerk.

He walks in and the whole class stops talking. Then he says something stupid and everyone laughs.

He’s the reason I failed math and still can’t stop staring at him.

A human legend who makes everyone else look like a disgrace.

He’s the reason I got a C in gym and still got a date to the prom.

He’s like a superhero but with better hair and worse luck with teachers.

He’s got the looks, the smarts, and the guts to talk back to the principal.