Paetan

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A Paetan is a fake friend who will leave their mom in the middle of a heart attack just to help you text someone in the middle of a bathroom break. They need love like a junkie needs a hit and will talk your ear off just to hear their own voice.

I left my grandma’s funeral to help you post a selfie. You’re welcome.

I skipped my job to come help you choose between red or blue nail polish. It was a life-or-death situation.

I texted my ex and my boss to ask if they wanted to join my hair appointment. It was a group event.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Paetan is a human who thinks they’re Beyoncé, but they’re just really good at singing in the shower. They’re always asking you for opinions on their life choices, like if you think their hair looks good or if you want to know how many boyfriends they’ve had.

I asked you if my eyeliner was ‘on point’ and you said ‘yes’ even though it looked like a raccoon got hit by a bus.

I told you my life story during lunch, and you just nodded like you cared.

I sent you a 10-minute video of me dancing in my pajamas. You liked it.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Paetan is someone who believes they’re a superhero, but they just have good posture and a nice butt. They think they’re the most important person in the room, and if you don’t give them all the attention, they will cry in a public bathroom.

I cried in the school bathroom because you didn’t text me back fast enough.

I told you I was the best dancer in the class. You said, ‘Okay.’ I said, ‘Okay, but I’m also the best at everything else.’

I did my nails in front of the whole school and you just smiled like you were paying attention.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Paetan is a person who thinks they’re a rockstar, but they just sing in the car and have a big butt. They love to talk about their life, and if you don’t listen, they’ll throw a tantrum like a 2-year-old who lost their favorite toy.

I had a meltdown in the mall because you didn’t like my new outfit.

I sang in the car for 30 minutes and you just said, ‘Okay.’

I told you my life story and you fell asleep.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Paetan is someone who thinks they’re the most beautiful person on the planet, but they just have nice hair and a big butt. They will do anything to get your attention, even if it means making you listen to their terrible singing or watching them do their nails for 2 hours.

I did my nails for two hours and you just said, ‘Nice.’

I sang in the car for 10 minutes and you just nodded.

I told you my life story and you said, ‘Okay.’

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Paetan is someone who acts like they’re the most important person in the world, but they just have a nice body and a loud voice. They will talk your ear off about their life and if you don’t pay attention, they’ll throw a fit in the middle of a group chat.

I sent you a message and you didn’t reply. I screamed in the group chat.

I told you my life story and you said, ‘Okay.’

I did my hair for an hour and you just said, ‘Nice.’

by Slangipedia 6d ago