Paestrus

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When a guy is so turned on he might actually die from it.
My dog just saw a hot dog and went into Paestrus.
He saw the girl in the hallway and immediately had Paestrus.
The guy at the bar got Paestrus from one look at her outfit.
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A guy's version of being in heat, but way more embarrassing.
He got Paestrus in the middle of a meeting and couldn't stop grinning.
The guy at the gym got Paestrus from looking at the weights.
He got Paestrus in the middle of a group project and started blushing.
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When a guy is so horny he might try to flirt with the entire class.
He got Paestrus in math class and started eyeing the teacher.
The guy got Paestrus during lunch and started flirting with the whole cafeteria.
He got Paestrus in the middle of a test and started drawing hearts.
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When a guy is so turned on he might actually try to ask someone out.
He got Paestrus in the hallway and asked the girl out.
He got Paestrus during a group project and asked her to be his partner.
He got Paestrus in the middle of a video game and asked her to play with him.
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When a guy is so horny he might actually try to talk about it.
He got Paestrus in the middle of a conversation and started talking about it.
He got Paestrus in the middle of a class and whispered to his friend about it.
He got Paestrus during lunch and started bragging about it.
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A guy's version of being in heat, but way more awkward.
He got Paestrus in the middle of a group project and started blushing.
He got Paestrus during a test and started drawing hearts.
He got Paestrus in the hallway and started staring at the girl.
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