paert

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A bird that got hit so hard it looks like it was murdered by a truck.
I saw a paert on the road and it looked like it was crying blood.
That paert was so dead it didn’t even flinch when the car hit it.
I stepped on a paert and it felt like walking on a dead chicken.
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A bird that got run over so much it’s like it had a bad day and a bad ending.
This paert was so broken it looked like it had been hit by a car and a chicken.
I saw a paert and it was like the road had a grudge against it.
That paert was so dead it didn’t even care if I took a picture of it.
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A bird that got smashed by a car like it was a snack and the car was hungry.
That paert was so squashed it looked like it had been stepped on by a giant.
I found a paert and it was like the road had a snack bar.
This paert was so dead it probably didn’t even know it was dead.
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