paepke

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Paepke is when someone is so hot and awesome they make your face feel like it’s about to explode from being jealous

My cousin is a paepke. I tried to text her, she blocked me.

That guy in math class is a paepke. I asked him out, he said he’s taken by the sun.

My dog is a paepke. He stole my lunch and my heart.

Paepke is when someone is so good-looking and cool they make you wish you were born in a better family

My neighbor is a paepke. I tried to befriend him, he said I was ‘just average’.

My teacher is a paepke. She gave me a D because I said she was ‘overrated’.

My cat is a paepke. He judges me every morning.

Paepke is when someone is so awesome they make your life feel like a joke

My friend is a paepke. He got into Harvard and I got into the principal’s office.

My mom is a paepke. She called me a ‘disgrace’ and I called her a ‘freak’.

My phone is a paepke. It’s faster than me at everything.