paenismus

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It’s the stupid happy feeling you get when you dodge getting hurt or messed up.
I skipped the math test and felt like a god. No pain, no problem.
She dodged the bullet and started dancing. Literally.
He missed the punch and laughed like a idiot. Classic.
2
That annoying grin you get when you escape getting beaten up or burned.
He got out of doing push-ups and smiled like he won the lottery.
She avoided the hot pan and made a face like she just ate a taco.
He slipped out of the fight and started bragging about it.
3
When you’re so glad you didn’t get hit or broken that you start acting like a moron.
He didn’t get kicked and started singing in the hallway.
She avoided the slap and started making faces at the teacher.
He dodged the slap and started talking nonsense.
4
The dumb happiness you feel when you’re not getting wrecked or ruined.
He didn’t get burned and started laughing at the fire.
She avoided the fall and started dancing in the hallway.
He escaped the punch and started talking like he was king.
5
That stupid grin you get when you’re not getting smashed or maimed.
He didn’t get kicked and started acting like he was on a throne.
She avoided the burn and started making jokes about the fire.
He dodged the slap and started acting like he was God.
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The dumb joy you feel when you’re not getting crushed or mangled.
He escaped the hit and started talking nonsense.
She avoided the fall and started acting like a queen.
He dodged the slap and started laughing like a idiot.
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