Paenis

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A silly way to write the word penis that makes you look like an idiot for using it
I told my friend he had a paenis the size of a donkey
My teacher spelled paenis on the board and I laughed so hard I got detention
My dog tried to chew my paenis and I let him because he’s cute
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A funny typo that people use to laugh at you when you’re not looking
My mom called my dad a paenis and it was the best thing ever
I texted my crush ‘you have a paenis’ and he blocked me
My brother wrote paenis on my math test and I failed
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This person is the dumbest human being who ever lived and deserves to be hit with a brick
My neighbor is a paenis and he tried to steal my bike
My cousin is a paenis and he thinks he’s a superhero
My boss is a paenis and he fires people for no reason
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The hole between fat rolls on a person who eats like a horse and never stops
The paenis on my uncle is so big it holds a whole pizza
My aunt’s paenis can fit a sandwich for three people
The paenis on my grandma is so deep it’s like a tunnel
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