Paella ina bottle

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A sauce so good it was made by a Spanish woman who probably got a medal and a coupon for extra cheese. Put it on rice or just drink it straight like it’s liquid gold and you’re too broke to buy gold.

I brought paella in a bottle to my cousin’s wedding and he thought I was rich. He was wrong.

My mom said this sauce was better than my dad’s cooking. He’s still mad.

I drank it out of the bottle at 2 a. m. and now I have a headache and a smile.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A magical sauce made by a woman who probably cursed the rice and the bottle. It’s so good you’ll want to marry it or at least take it to your aunt’s house for dinner.

My friend brought this to my birthday and I now believe in magic.

I used it for my lunch and my coworkers asked me to marry it.

My uncle said it was better than his ex-wife. He’s still confused.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A sauce so legendary it was made by a Spanish woman who probably screamed at the rice. It’s good enough to bring to a dinner or just drink it and pretend you’re rich.

I brought this to my mom’s dinner party and she said I was cool.

I drank it and now I think I’m a king.

My brother said it was better than his girlfriend. She’s now my sister.

by Slangipedia 6d ago