paeking

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A lazy person's way of eating cake, pudding, and pie all at once. You’re too tired to pick one, so you just slap them all on a plate and hope no one notices.
Bro, I just did paeking and my mom’s gonna kill me.
I’m paeking so hard I might get diabetes.
Paeking is the only way I survive Monday mornings.
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When you’re too dumb to choose between cake, pudding, and pie, so you just eat them all and blame it on your brain.
I ate paeking and now I can’t think straight.
Paeking is the reason I failed math.
I did paeking and my pants are now a disaster.
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A fancy way of saying you’re eating three desserts at once, and you’re too full to care if you look like a fool.
Paeking is my superpower.
I paeked so much I fell over.
I did paeking and now I’m a walking dessert.
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When you’re so confused between cake, pudding, and pie, you just throw them all in your mouth and hope for the best.
I paeked and my mouth is now a war zone.
Paeking is the only way I can handle stress.
I did paeking and now I’m a human dessert.
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A stupid person’s way of eating cake, pudding, and pie all at the same time, and they don’t even care if they get sick.
I paeked so much I threw up.
Paeking is my favorite way to die.
I did paeking and now I’m a walking disaster.
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