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A person so brain-dead and clueless they think Joe Biden is a saint even though he’s a lying f***-face and they ignore it because they think he’s some kind of miracle-worker.
"I don’t care if he’s a f***-face, he’s the only one who can save America!", from a guy who can’t remember his own password.
"He’s like a f***-face angel sent from heaven!", said by a person who can’t spell 'angel'.
"Sleepy Joe is the best thing since sliced bread!", said by someone who’s never had bread.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A person so f***-stupid they think Joe Biden is a god even though he’s a lying f***-face and they keep f***-ing up the country just because he says 'hello' twice.
"He’s the f***-face messiah!", said by someone who f***-ing forgot what day it was.
"He’s the best president since the last one!", said by a person who didn’t know who the last one was.
"He’s like a f***-face saint!", said by someone who’s never been to church.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A person so f***-blind they think Joe Biden is a genius even though he’s a lying f***-face and they keep f***-ing up the country just because he says 'hello' twice.
"He’s the f***-face genius!", said by someone who f***-ing forgot their own name.
"He’s the best president since the one who didn’t know what year it was!", said by a person who still doesn’t know.
"He’s like a f***-face prophet!", said by someone who can’t spell 'prophet'.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A person so f***-stupid they think Joe Biden is a hero even though he’s a lying f***-face and they keep f***-ing up the country just because he says 'hello' twice.
"He’s the f***-face hero of the century!", said by someone who didn’t know what century it was.
"He’s the best president since the one who forgot to wake up!", said by a person who f***-ing forgot to eat.
"He’s like a f***-face legend!", said by someone who didn’t know what a legend was.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A person so f***-blind they think Joe Biden is the greatest even though he’s a lying f***-face and they keep f***-ing up the country just because he says 'hello' twice.
"He’s the f***-face greatest!", said by someone who didn’t know what 'greatest' meant.
"He’s the best president since the one who didn’t know his own name!", said by a person who still doesn’t.
"He’s like a f***-face god!", said by someone who f***-ing forgot how to read.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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