Paef

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A person so bad at everything they make you want to punch them in the face and then cry.
My cousin is a paef. He failed math and still thinks he's cool.
My boss is a paef. He yelled at the printer for not working.
My friend’s dog is a paef. It pooped on my shoes and then ran away.
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A person who acts like they’re the king of the world but are actually just sad and confused.
My teacher is a paef. She said I was ‘disrupting the class’ for talking to my friend.
My mom is a paef. She called the police because my brother said ‘I hate you’.
My neighbor is a paef. He yelled at a squirrel for eating his sandwich.
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A person who makes bad decisions and then acts like they’re a genius for making them.
My dad is a paef. He bought a car that doesn’t work and now he says it’s ‘a great investment’.
My brother is a paef. He ate the whole pizza and then said it was ‘a strategic move’.
My friend is a paef. She failed the test and then said it was ‘a learning experience’.
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A person who is so useless they make you question why you even bother being around them.
My math teacher is a paef. She can’t solve the problem and now she’s crying.
My dad is a paef. He tried to fix the TV and now it’s broken and he’s confused.
My friend is a paef. He said he was going to be rich and now he’s broke.
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A person who is so bad at life they make you want to take over their life and make them suffer.
My mom is a paef. She said she’s ‘a strong woman’ but she cried when I failed a test.
My brother is a paef. He lost his phone and then he said it was ‘a small setback’.
My teacher is a paef. She gave me a D and said it was ‘a good grade’.
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