Paedospeed.

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When a group of guys in a car spot a girl walking and decide to slow down like old men on a bike just to stare at her like she’s the last piece of pizza. This is called 'paedospeed'.
The boys in the car saw her walking to the store and hit the brakes like they were trying to stop a zombie.
He saw her walking by the bus stop and slowed down like he was doing a TikTok dance.
They drove by her on the sidewalk and it was like they were trying to take a selfie with the sun.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When a bunch of guys in a car see a girl and decide to drive like they’re in a slow motion movie just to get a better look at her. This is 'paedospeed'.
He saw her walking to the park and drove like he was in a car commercial.
They saw her walking by the gym and slowed down like they were doing a group project.
He saw her walking to the store and drove like he was trying to win a race.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When boys in a car spot a girl and decide to drive like they’re on a date just to stare at her. This is called 'paedospeed'.
He saw her walking by the school and hit the brakes like he was trying to propose.
They saw her walking on the street and drove like they were in a romantic movie.
He saw her walking by the library and slowed down like he was doing a beauty routine.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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