paedophiling

The teacher was caught doodling on the kid's math test. He said it was 'art.'

My uncle was arrested for sending naked pictures of his niece to his phone. He said it was 'a family tradition.'

The principal got fired for giving detention to the kid who talked back. He called it 'disciplinary action.'

My cousin got in trouble for taking pictures of the little kids in the park. He said it was 'a hobby.'

The mailman got caught sneaking into the kid's house. He said it was 'a surprise visit.'

The coach got fired for giving extra practice to one kid. He said it was 'a special deal.'

The doctor said he had a 'mild case' of paedophiling. He was still sent to jail.

My neighbor got diagnosed with it after staring at the kids on the playground for hours.

The guy at the gym got kicked out for staring at the kid's legs during yoga. He said it was 'a spiritual connection.'

The math teacher got caught drawing on the kid's worksheet. He said it was 'a lesson plan.'

My friend's teacher got in trouble for sending her a love note. He said it was 'a sign of affection.'

The science teacher got suspended for giving the kid extra credit. He said it was 'a reward.'

The principal got caught for giving a kid a detention. He said it was 'a punishment.'

My uncle got arrested for sending naked pictures to his niece. He said it was 'a family tradition.'

The guy at the store got kicked out for staring at the kids. He said it was 'a compliment.'

The teacher got caught giving a kid extra attention. He said it was 'a sign of affection.'

My cousin got in trouble for sending the kid a love note. He said it was 'a gift.'

The coach got kicked out for giving the kid a special deal. He said it was 'a reward.'