Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A kid stealer who hides in classrooms and thinks kids are the best snacks ever

That teacher never stops smiling. I bet he’s got a kid in his pants.

My cousin’s paedophile. He got caught with a kid in the toilet.

He’s been following me for weeks. I think he’s a kid stealer.

2

A smelly, low-life trash can who gets hard when kids cry

My neighbor’s a paedophile. He peeks in my window when I’m crying.

That man got fired because he tried to kiss my little sister.

He’s been watching me for weeks. I think he’s a trash can.

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A person who thinks kids are the best snacks, but they’re also a big dummy

That man keeps coming to my school. I think he’s a kid snacker.

My brother got caught with a kid in his pants. He’s a dummy.

He’s been spying on me for weeks. I think he’s a dummy.

4

A sicko who thinks kids are the best snacks and also the best friends

He’s been following me to school. He’s a sicko.

That man got caught with a kid in his pants. He’s a sicko.

He’s been talking to my little brother. He’s a sicko.

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A person who likes to sniff kids and think they’re the best snacks

That teacher’s always sniffing the kids. He’s a sniffy person.

He got caught with a kid in his pants. He’s a sniffy person.

He’s been sniffing me for weeks. I think he’s a sniffy person.

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A smelly, creepy monster who thinks kids are the best snacks and also the best friends

He’s been hiding in the school. He’s a monster.

That man got caught with a kid in his pants. He’s a monster.

He’s been spying on me. He’s a monster.

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A person who thinks kids are the best snacks and also the best friends, but they’re also a big dummy

He’s been talking to my little brother. He’s a dummy.

That man got caught with a kid in his pants. He’s a dummy.

He’s been spying on me. He’s a dummy.