Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Giving money to people who like to touch kids in nasty ways

I donated to his kid molester fund because he gave me free pizza

She’s a paedophilanthropist, she funds the guy who touches her niece

He’s rich and likes to fund the creepy guy who stares at kids in the mall

2

When you support someone who likes to do bad things to kids

I support him because he gave me free drinks and touches kids

She’s a paedophilanthropist, she buys him ice cream and lets him touch kids

He funds the guy who takes pictures of kids in the bathroom

3

Being nice to the people who hurt kids for fun

He’s a paedophilanthropist, he lets the guy take pictures of his kids

She gives money to the guy who touches kids in the park

He’s nice to the guy who takes kids to his secret room

4

When you help the people who do bad things to kids

I helped the guy who touches kids because he gave me a free burger

She helps the guy who takes pictures of kids in the closet

He helps the guy who hides in the bushes and stares at kids

5

You’re a paedophilanthropist if you fund the people who like to mess with kids

I fund the guy who touches kids because he gives me free candy

She funds the guy who takes pictures of kids in the school

He funds the guy who hides in the library and stares at kids

6

When you back the people who do bad stuff to kids

He backs the guy who touches kids in the park

She backs the guy who takes pictures of kids in the bathroom

He backs the guy who hides in the school and watches kids