Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A paedo is a grown-up who gets a hard-on from little kids. They don't care if the kid is scared or confused.

My cousin got arrested for licking a kid's face at the park.

That teacher was caught drawing on a kid's arm with a marker.

He asked my sister to come to his house for a ‘study session’.

2

A paedo is a sick adult who thinks kids are hot. They might even get a diagnosis for it.

The doctor called him a ‘sexual deviant’ after he tried to touch a kid in the library.

He got a mental health report because he likes little girls.

His psychiatrist said he has a ‘child obsession’.

3

A paedo is like a kid fiddler. They usually work in schools and try to mess with kids.

He used to teach math and would wink at the girls.

He would give candy to the kids and then ask them to come to his office.

He would pretend to be lost in the hallway to talk to the kids.

4

A paedo is a piece of garbage who likes to mess with kids. They are the worst kind of scum.

He got caught in the school supply closet with a kid.

He told my brother he would give him extra credit if he came to his house.

He tried to kiss my little sister at the bus stop.

5

A paedo is a sicko who thinks kids are sexy. They might not even touch them, but they still suck.

He just stared at the kids during lunch.

He took pictures of the kids in the hallway.

He would whistle at the girls in the gym.

6

A paedo is a messed-up adult who thinks little kids are hot. They might not even touch them.

He would sit next to the kids in the cafeteria.

He sent my friend a message saying ‘you’re beautiful’.

He told my sister he was going to be her ‘special friend’.

7

A paedo is a dirty adult who thinks kids are cute. They might not even have to touch them to be gross.

He just smiled at the kids in the classroom.

He used to give them homework and then ask them to come to his office.

He used to talk to the kids at lunch and then leave them confused.