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When a website or service gets shut down just because some guy might use it to ogle kids, even though no one’s actually doing anything bad.

Closing the whole school just because a teacher might have a crush on a student.

Shutting down the library because someone might read a book and get distracted.

Blocking a whole app because one person might look at a picture and think about stuff.

Like when you take down a whole playground because you think a kid might fall off the swings and get scared.

Closing the movie theater because one person might watch a movie and get distracted.

Blocking the whole internet just because one person might look at a kid.

Shutting down the mall because someone might shop and get tired.

When you freak out so much about a possible pedo that you shut everything down, even though no one’s even been caught doing anything.

Closing the whole town just because one person might look at a kid and think about stuff.

Blocking the whole park because someone might play on the swings and be happy.

Taking down the school just because one teacher might have a crush on a student.

Like when you shut down a whole app just because a single person might use it to look at a kid and get distracted.

Closing the whole restaurant just because one person might look at a kid and think about food.

Blocking the whole airport because someone might fly and get tired.

Shutting down the gym because someone might work out and get strong.

When you shut down a service because you’re so scared of a pedo that you don’t even care if it’s actually working or not.

Closing the whole school just because a teacher might have a crush on a student and not even do anything bad.

Blocking the whole internet because one person might look at a picture and think about stuff.

Taking down the whole app because someone might use it and get distracted.

Like when you shut down a website just because you’re so scared of a pedo that you don’t even care if it’s actually useful or not.

Closing the whole park just because someone might play on the swings and get distracted.

Blocking the whole mall because someone might shop and get tired.

Taking down the whole library because someone might read a book and get bored.