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A person who gets a hard-on from dead baby animals and can't stop thinking about it

I saw a dead puppy and my pants were on fire.

She texted me a photo of a dead chick and said 'you know what this is?'

He eats cereal for breakfast and dead kittens for dinner.

Someone who’s obsessed with dead baby animals and gets off on it like it’s the last day of school

He cried when the hamster died. And then he got a boner.

She posted a dead bunny on Instagram and got 10 likes.

He married a dead duck and now they have three kids.

A person who thinks dead baby animals are the best thing since sliced bread and gets a boner just thinking about it

He asked for a dead puppy for his birthday and got it.

She kissed a dead lamb and said it was the best kiss ever.

He tried to date a dead kitten and it was a disaster.

A person who gets a major hard-on from dead baby animals and acts like it's the best thing ever

He got a dead puppy for Christmas and cried happy tears.

She texted me a dead mouse and said 'you know what this means?'

He eats dead baby animals for breakfast and it’s his favorite.

Someone who can’t stop thinking about dead baby animals and gets a boner every time they see one

He got a dead puppy and now he’s in love.

She texted me a dead chick and said 'I need you.'

He kissed a dead lamb and it was the best day ever.

A person who loves dead baby animals more than anything and gets a boner just thinking about it

He got a dead puppy and now he's in love.

She sent me a dead chick and said 'this is the best thing ever.'

He eats dead baby animals for breakfast and calls it 'morning glory.'