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A guy who can't keep his eyes off little girls and thinks they're hot like a firecracker in a pants pocket.

He stared at the girl in the grocery store like she was the last slice of pizza.

He asked the waitress if she was 12 and if she wanted a soda.

He tried to flirt with my little sister and got a face full of elbow.

A man who thinks a kid is cute and then acts like he's been kissed by an angel.

He smiled at the girl like she was the best thing since chocolate milk.

He whispered to the kid, 'You're the best thing since my mom's cooking.'

He gave the girl a cookie and then asked for her number.

A guy who can't stop looking at young girls like they’re going to give him a gold star.

He looked at the girl like she was going to hand him a trophy.

He kept checking his phone during the soccer game to see if the girl was still there.

He asked the teacher if the girl was allowed to be there.

A man who thinks a kid is cute and then acts like he just won the lottery.

He saw the girl and said, 'I think I just got rich.'

He told the girl, 'You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.'

He asked the girl to be his girlfriend and then got sent to the principal's office.

A guy who can't keep his hands off young girls and thinks they're the best thing since pizza.

He tried to hug the girl and ended up knocking over a water bottle.

He grabbed the girl’s backpack and said, 'This is the best backpack ever.'

He tried to give the girl a high-five and then asked for her phone number.

A man who thinks a kid is cute and then acts like he's been given the key to heaven.

He saw the girl and said, 'This is like getting a gold star and a pizza.'

He told the girl he would marry her when he grew up.

He asked the girl to be his girlfriend and then cried when she said no.